Monday, November 13, 2006

Totes

Yo guys. What's up? Me? Oh not much. Just stuffed a cheeseburger and fries in my mouth while watching Ops and crying. Yeah, that's how I roll.

Seriously, Oprah made me weep just now. (Crying while eating is a great look for me) It was the show about how this one school had a "Challenge Day" where they put all the Junior & Senior students in a room to break down the walls. The walls! Yeah! The students sat together in small groups and said, "If you really knew me you'd know that..." and everyone did it. And one kid apologized for being a racist and this one kid who was gay said he cried himself to sleep at night. Oh man so sad. Made me think about high school and how fucking HARD IT IS. How the hell did we do it, right guys? I mean seriously. Do I want kids for realzies? Yeah because Oprah's gonna change the world. I'm counting on you, Ops! Break down those walls so my little baby "Bajina" will have a happy high school experience. Cuz I'm really, really set on that name.

Ok I've stopped crying. And the cheeseburger is in my belly. Mawmawmaw... mmm food.

I'm gonna start that diet one of these days. I just love food so much. SO MUCH. Food is my boyfriend. I love you, food. Wanna go on a date tonight? I'll meet you at the corner of "my mouth" and "fork".

Have you guys still not listened to The Blow? God, what the hell guys? You don't like good things or something? I'll burn it for you. Just give me your address. I'll bring it over and we can eat food, hold each other and cry while listening to "Pardon Me."

So Liz and I are taking a sketch writing class at the PIT right now. And we're working on commercial parodies and I wrote one for a child development game called "Baby Hipster, or Whatever" made by hipsters, for hipsters. I used the words "totes" and "doi" in there (doi was used ironically, of course) and the teacher had NO idea what I was talking about. It was kind of the most adorable thing ever. And he goes, "what's 'dwa?'" You know, because in French (which he says he studied in college) "doi" reads as "dwa." So that's my most favoritest thing that's happened lately.

Let's see... what else. Oh! I had a party at my house! My first party!! Here are a few shots of the festivities.


Liz, Jeff & Thadd are really excited about my new couch!



Brandon and I realize that we're the new Burns & Allen.



Amanda's grandpa walked out without pants on!



I asked Marcy to marry me!



And then we all went to sleep. Aww... we're adorable.


Welp, I guess that's it for today.

Love,

Glennis

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, I used to work for Challenge Day. My momma still works there.

~Molly

Glennis said...

You are a great person Molly!! :) (and so's yer mama)

Jeffrey Marx said...

What no karaoke shots?????

Anonymous said...

I made the cut! Im on glennis blog! I have arrived.

Love Thadd