Glesbo: What The Hell, Guys?

Thursday, January 04, 2007

What The Hell, Guys?

I just re-watched my Ellen DJ audition video and realized that I posted my phone number and my email address on it AND NOT ONE PERSON HAS STALKED ME BASED ON THAT INFORMATION.

What the eff!?

Anywholeftthebathroomlighton...

I have a show tonight. And you should please come.

Eliza, as Keith Richards, rides on the back of me, as a dragon. That's just how we roll.

I EAT PANDAS
1/4/07 (Tonight)
7:00pm
Mo Pitkin's
34 Avenue A @ 2nd Avenue
$10

Please come. I'm not begging... no I am. Please come.

I love you.

(I throw that phrase around a lot. Pretty soon it's gonna stop meaning as much.)

Love,

Glennis

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Glennis-isms

Clair Stare (v) - Derived from the fabulous Clair Huxtable's show-stopping stare. As powerful as any words, fist or bullets and twice as effective. "Piss slowly dripping down his leg he knew at once that his airplane hijacking attempt had, once again, been thwarted by the Clair Stare."

Out-Regis-and-Kelly (adj.) - Used to describe someone's fabulous, sparkly outrageousness. "Not sure if the girl in front of her had fallen or begun a strange, errotic dance, she chose to classify her as out-regis-and-kelly."

Out-Regis-and-Kathy-Lee (adj.) - Used to describe someone's slightly off-putting, drunken or outdated behavior. "The party took a turn for the worse when they arrived and, in truly out-regis-and-kathy-lee fashion, upper decked every bathroom in the house."

Prrrthetic (adj.) - Used to describe a pathetic action that, somehow, ends up making you look adorable. "The prrr-thetic attempt to get him back fell short when the aerial photo of his face made out of cats was overexposed."