Glesbo: Lesson Learned

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Lesson Learned

It's not so much the fact that people aren't reliable as the fact that I never, ever EVER become skeptical of people or the things they say and I always, always ALWAYS get super excited when someone says they're going to do something (send me a new phone) that might be kind of important (be my new roommate).

Like a stupid, stupid puppy who keeps running into the glass because she can't remember that it makes her wiw head huwt.

Slow it down there, retard.

On a brighter note...

Nope I've got nothing.

HAVE A GREAT DAY.

Glennis

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Glennis-isms

Clair Stare (v) - Derived from the fabulous Clair Huxtable's show-stopping stare. As powerful as any words, fist or bullets and twice as effective. "Piss slowly dripping down his leg he knew at once that his airplane hijacking attempt had, once again, been thwarted by the Clair Stare."

Out-Regis-and-Kelly (adj.) - Used to describe someone's fabulous, sparkly outrageousness. "Not sure if the girl in front of her had fallen or begun a strange, errotic dance, she chose to classify her as out-regis-and-kelly."

Out-Regis-and-Kathy-Lee (adj.) - Used to describe someone's slightly off-putting, drunken or outdated behavior. "The party took a turn for the worse when they arrived and, in truly out-regis-and-kathy-lee fashion, upper decked every bathroom in the house."

Prrrthetic (adj.) - Used to describe a pathetic action that, somehow, ends up making you look adorable. "The prrr-thetic attempt to get him back fell short when the aerial photo of his face made out of cats was overexposed."