Glesbo: Obama Nation

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Obama Nation

Can we just all agree right now that Barack Obama is the foxiest senator ever? And can we also agree that he'll be our new President in 08? Can we just right now make a pact and do that? I know he's still in the Exploratory Committee phase but the chances of him running are as certain as the fact that I'm going to seriously fuck up my kids someday. VERY, VERY GOOD.

I mean this image is totes going in my spank bank, right ladies?

My homie Carolyn and I decided today that he needs his own fan club. Like OMG how cool, right? Here are some names I've come up with for the club.

"The Obama-ramas"
"Barack-attack!" (His name isn't pronounced correctly here but, like, we so don't care cuz it's a totes cute name.)
"The Barack 'n Rollies"
"Chica-Go Team Obama!"
"OMG OMG He's So Cute!" (cuz he is)
"Hold Me, Obama!" (cuz we want him to)
"The Obama Mamas" (ladies only. ok and gay men)
"The O-sex-Bamas" (sex bomb, sex bomb, you're my sex bomb)

That's all I've come up with for now. Mainly because I'm at work and people keep distracting me with changing lunch reservations and sending $6,000 checks for our firm's "zoo night." Isn't EVERY NIGHT ZOO NIGHT HERE??

But seriously guys. Get on the Obama bandwagon. He's totes gonna be our new President. Oh and aren't the t-shirts we made just dreamy?

(I have to give credit to Carolyn for the "Barack the Vote" pun. Although, let's face it... I would have gotten there in a few days.)

Have a great day, y'all!

OBAMA IN 08!

Love,

Glennis

5 comments:

Anonymous said...: Glennis, can you please go to cafe press right now and make that shirt? I will buy 7 of them, one for each day of the week (because it would get worn out really fast if I wore the same one every day!); 3:40 PM
Carolyn said...: OH MY GOD! I have all of our genius discourse from this morning on my blog, but if I get credit for the slogan, you TOTALLY get credit for the graphic! You make me wanna be Sapphic, Glesbo!; 4:38 PM
Unknown said...: You've got to get a grip. President? Because he's "dreamy"? He is not qualified for the job.; 4:26 PM
Glennis McMurray said...: You're right, "theguern." We do need to get a grip. Electing a man as President because he's dreamy is crazy. Almost as crazy as electing a man twice because of his "strong family values" and "religious roots."

We're all just plum crazy.; 8:19 PM
Unknown said...: Read MLK. A man's looks are not in the same category as the content of his character. Family values, or lack of them, is a measure of character. A man's Dreaminess is not, at least as it applies to his qualification for the Presidency. Do get a grip.; 1:29 PM

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Glennis-isms

Clair Stare (v) - Derived from the fabulous Clair Huxtable's show-stopping stare. As powerful as any words, fist or bullets and twice as effective. "Piss slowly dripping down his leg he knew at once that his airplane hijacking attempt had, once again, been thwarted by the Clair Stare."

Out-Regis-and-Kelly (adj.) - Used to describe someone's fabulous, sparkly outrageousness. "Not sure if the girl in front of her had fallen or begun a strange, errotic dance, she chose to classify her as out-regis-and-kelly."

Out-Regis-and-Kathy-Lee (adj.) - Used to describe someone's slightly off-putting, drunken or outdated behavior. "The party took a turn for the worse when they arrived and, in truly out-regis-and-kathy-lee fashion, upper decked every bathroom in the house."

Prrrthetic (adj.) - Used to describe a pathetic action that, somehow, ends up making you look adorable. "The prrr-thetic attempt to get him back fell short when the aerial photo of his face made out of cats was overexposed."