Glesbo: Desperately Seeking Shoe-zan

Monday, April 24, 2006

Desperately Seeking Shoe-zan

Everyone listen up because this is SUPER DUPER MAJOR TOM IMPORTANT.

I must own these shoes.

They only make them for men (hello?!? Is this 1950?!?) and they don't have size 5.5 men which is what I need. They have size 6 men but I'm afraid they'll be too big on me cuz I'm generally a 7, 7 1/2.

If you are out shopping for shoes and you see these shoes call me immediatelly.

Thank you!!

Love,

Glennis

2 comments:

spo said...: WOW. Those are awesome.
I guess they don't come in kids?
maybe the addidas store carries smaller sizes?
(one in soho I think).
I want these also.; 11:48 AM
Glennis McMurray said...: I called both Adidas stores in Soho and neither of them had them in smaller sizes. I mean, why on earth would they think these were more a man's shoe than a woman's shoe?

Seriously let's find these shoes, Spo.; 11:51 AM

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