Friday, December 08, 2006


Sometimes you're walking down the street behind a dude and you think to yourself, "hey that guy's kinda cute... from the back" and then you think, "and he's listening to music. Look at him bopping along. He really likes his music!" And then you walk a little further behind this guy and he reaches around and scratches his ass. Inside his pants.

And pulls out a hand covered in shit.

Oh. He's high as a fucking kite and he's crapped his pants.



jeffreymarxthespot said...

I hope you gave him your number so he could come over and steal our electronics.

Birch said...

How come I never see this kind of stuff when I'm out and about? You must be doing something right!