Glesbo: Dunkin' D Theatre

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Dunkin' D Theatre

Open on: Dunkin' Donuts. Glennis is standing in line behind a sassy black woman wearing fucking awesome boots.

DUNKIN DARLA
Can I help you?

BOOTS E. COLLINS
Can I have a large black tea?

DUNKIN DARLA
Coffee?

BOOTS E. COLLINS
Black tea.

DUNKIN DARLA
Black tea. You want sugar?

BOOTS E. COLLINS
Seven.

DUNKIN DARLA
Two sugars?

BOOTS E. COLLINS
Seven sugars.

DUNKIN DARLA
Seven sugars?

BOOTS E. COLLINS
Yeah.

DUNKIN DARLA
OK.

THE END

PS - Blogger won't upload photos or I'd have some awesome pics to go along with this. Maybe I'll update later.

Love,

Glennis

1 comment:

Glennis McMurray said...: No dude. It was seriously SEVEN sugars. Grod.; 12:37 PM

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