Johnson, I called you into my office because I... Sorry...I'm sorry... but what is up with your hair?
Oh this?? You like it!?
I... It's very... it's much...
Bigger!?! Hotter!?
Not exactly. It's... it's...
Blonder??! HAIRIER!!?!??
You're not even close.
It's FULLER, RIGHT?!? RIGHT!?!? OMGRIGHT!?!
Actually JOHNSON (ahem) I was going to say that your hair looked much...gayer. Like really, really super gay.
Gayer? For realzies?
Like...super gay. So much gayer than it was before.
Gayer?
Gayer.
...Gayer?
SO MUCH GAYER.
...
...
“My confidence level increased
since I’ve been going to GayerHair.
I never knew that even my side burns would look and feel so real.”
GayerHair...
Couldn't your hair be gayer?
(Coming soon our brand new line of porn-staches.)
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