As it has been written before and so shall be written now, Glennis loves to equate new things with the birth of a shiny new baby.
And so it shall be again.
Please welcome into this frightening, overpriced world, a new bundle of joy.
Awww... she just spit up on you.
Sign the guestbook, especially if you've seen "Celebutantes" or "Santa Babies."
Proud mama Glennis