Glesbo: Batten down the Hatches!

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Batten down the Hatches!

Batten down the Hatches!
Originally uploaded by glennism.

Watch out all you single ladies and germs, because today is the official start to Fleet Week! These boys have been stickin' their bing bongs in sponges for the past few months and need human contact!

With their bing bongs!

Glennis wonders: how do they keep their underarms SO WHITE!?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: Two words baby: Motherfuckin' Oxyclean.
That shiz works miracles on my whites.; 9:25 AM

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Glennis-isms

Clair Stare (v) - Derived from the fabulous Clair Huxtable's show-stopping stare. As powerful as any words, fist or bullets and twice as effective. "Piss slowly dripping down his leg he knew at once that his airplane hijacking attempt had, once again, been thwarted by the Clair Stare."

Out-Regis-and-Kelly (adj.) - Used to describe someone's fabulous, sparkly outrageousness. "Not sure if the girl in front of her had fallen or begun a strange, errotic dance, she chose to classify her as out-regis-and-kelly."

Out-Regis-and-Kathy-Lee (adj.) - Used to describe someone's slightly off-putting, drunken or outdated behavior. "The party took a turn for the worse when they arrived and, in truly out-regis-and-kathy-lee fashion, upper decked every bathroom in the house."

Prrrthetic (adj.) - Used to describe a pathetic action that, somehow, ends up making you look adorable. "The prrr-thetic attempt to get him back fell short when the aerial photo of his face made out of cats was overexposed."