Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Glennis' Anatomy, Episode #3

Glennis' Anatomy
Episode #3
Shoes Fest

Interior: Glennis' bedroom as she's getting ready for work.

Glennis
Hmmm... what to wear... what. to. wear. Soooo maaaannnyyy optiooons.


Cut to Glennis' closet



Glennis
Hmmm... (Gasp)I KNOW! I'll wear my NEW SHOES!!

Camera pans across Glennis' room and stops on the most beautiful shoes in the whole wide world.



Glennis
(Streisand Voice)
Hello goh-gious... siiiiigh


Cut to: Glennis tenderly slipping her foot into her brand new, very expensive, shoes.

Glennis plops her headphones on her head and heads out the door. By this time she has also chosen a skirt and top. She is fully clothed.

Cut to: Exterior shot, Glennis bops down the street.

Cut to: Drag Queen

Drag Queen
Mmmm MM.

No.

Chiiiiiiild.

Oh Gurl.

You are not wearing those shoes.

Mmmmmmm.


Glennis
Oh you like them! Me too! Thanks!


Drag Queen
Guuuuurl.

Mmmm mmm.

Oh.

THOSE ARE SOOOO LAST SEASON.


Glennis
Huh!? Get outa here. I just got them!


Drag Queen
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm k

But liiiiisten.

Fo reals mkay?


Glennis
(sarcastic)
Mmmmkay there now Mister Sister.


Drag Queen
Gurrrrrl. I will cut you.


Glennis rolls her eyes and looks down at her shoes.

Glennis
baby talk
You ah not last season wittle shoezie woozies! No you aren't! Nooo! Yooou! Aren't!


Glennis begins to once again bop down the street.

Cut to: Two drag queens standing outside a Starbucks

Purple Madness Drag Queens
Ooooh! We like your shoes!


Glennis
(To herself)
See! I knew these were great shoes!
(To the Purple Drags. Waving.)
Thank you!
(giggles)


Purple Madness
Not YOU! That girl behind you. Heeee-ey! We love your shoes!!


Glennis
(To God)
Oh COME ON!


Glennis turns to walk away and gets splashed by a passing bus.

Glennis
OK. I get it. THE SHOES SUCK!

Cut to: Homeless man on the street.

Homeless Man
Yooo hooo!!! I like your shoes!! (wink)

Glennis
(jumps)
YIPES!


Cut to: the back of Glennis as she quickly runs away.

THE END

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

G...U R tuly a cashew....nut..get it? I heart thos faces...prfect...
O GOD y R rubin off on meeeeeh....

Anonymous said...

U R Mi Hee--row.....eye wnt 2 bee lke u wen eye gro uhp. Hu am eye?

Glennis said...

A baby? Cuz you said, "when I grow up." Maybe you are a baby?