Glesbo: You must say my name!

Saturday, January 21, 2006

You must say my name!

Ever wonder what happened to the Childlike Empress?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: I agree, I think you said it best so I am not going to comment. In lieu of making you dumber with my stupidity, I offer the following sonet: roses are red, so how come girls always want them on Valentines Day since violets are blue and represent fidelity and roses (being red) represent passion and passion represents the Broncos going to the Super Bowl?!; 2:13 AM
Glennis McMurray said...: truer words have never been spoken

GO BRONCS!!!; 4:17 PM

Glennis-isms

Clair Stare (v) - Derived from the fabulous Clair Huxtable's show-stopping stare. As powerful as any words, fist or bullets and twice as effective. "Piss slowly dripping down his leg he knew at once that his airplane hijacking attempt had, once again, been thwarted by the Clair Stare."

Out-Regis-and-Kelly (adj.) - Used to describe someone's fabulous, sparkly outrageousness. "Not sure if the girl in front of her had fallen or begun a strange, errotic dance, she chose to classify her as out-regis-and-kelly."

Out-Regis-and-Kathy-Lee (adj.) - Used to describe someone's slightly off-putting, drunken or outdated behavior. "The party took a turn for the worse when they arrived and, in truly out-regis-and-kathy-lee fashion, upper decked every bathroom in the house."

Prrrthetic (adj.) - Used to describe a pathetic action that, somehow, ends up making you look adorable. "The prrr-thetic attempt to get him back fell short when the aerial photo of his face made out of cats was overexposed."