Glesbo: So... How Was Your Trip?

Thursday, August 10, 2006

So... How Was Your Trip?

As some of you know, I just got back from 5 days in Puerto Rico.

How was it, you ask?

The trip was... it was...

Hmmm... Why can't I find the words?

Oh I know why.

Because I'm not RAPPING.

(NO SERIOUSLY CLICK ON THAT LINK. YOU WILL NOT BE DISSAPOINTED!)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: I LOVE IT!!!!!; 4:42 PM
freuleinmaria said...: Why haven't more people commented about this? If Princess Di were still alive would she be called Princess Alive? Genius.
Liz; 12:25 PM

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Glennis-isms

Clair Stare (v) - Derived from the fabulous Clair Huxtable's show-stopping stare. As powerful as any words, fist or bullets and twice as effective. "Piss slowly dripping down his leg he knew at once that his airplane hijacking attempt had, once again, been thwarted by the Clair Stare."

Out-Regis-and-Kelly (adj.) - Used to describe someone's fabulous, sparkly outrageousness. "Not sure if the girl in front of her had fallen or begun a strange, errotic dance, she chose to classify her as out-regis-and-kelly."

Out-Regis-and-Kathy-Lee (adj.) - Used to describe someone's slightly off-putting, drunken or outdated behavior. "The party took a turn for the worse when they arrived and, in truly out-regis-and-kathy-lee fashion, upper decked every bathroom in the house."

Prrrthetic (adj.) - Used to describe a pathetic action that, somehow, ends up making you look adorable. "The prrr-thetic attempt to get him back fell short when the aerial photo of his face made out of cats was overexposed."