Glesbo: Dear Ms. Collins

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Dear Ms. Collins

Might I suggest, for future events where there might be photographers present, a high-neck collar?

Sincerely,

Glennis

4 comments:

Dan Dickinson said...: GAAAAAAH

I'm trying to finish my lunch over here!; 1:54 PM
Anonymous said...: i'd do her.

not.; 2:13 PM
Anonymous said...: Who needs Viagra when you can get an eyeful of wrinkly cleavage, I say.

That used to be my air name in Denver...Rink Lee Cleavage.; 12:30 PM
Glennis McMurray said...: Damn, who knew so many people would be turned on by her wrinkled old cleavage! I can't wait to get old!; 9:43 PM

Glennis-isms

Clair Stare (v) - Derived from the fabulous Clair Huxtable's show-stopping stare. As powerful as any words, fist or bullets and twice as effective. "Piss slowly dripping down his leg he knew at once that his airplane hijacking attempt had, once again, been thwarted by the Clair Stare."

Out-Regis-and-Kelly (adj.) - Used to describe someone's fabulous, sparkly outrageousness. "Not sure if the girl in front of her had fallen or begun a strange, errotic dance, she chose to classify her as out-regis-and-kelly."

Out-Regis-and-Kathy-Lee (adj.) - Used to describe someone's slightly off-putting, drunken or outdated behavior. "The party took a turn for the worse when they arrived and, in truly out-regis-and-kathy-lee fashion, upper decked every bathroom in the house."

Prrrthetic (adj.) - Used to describe a pathetic action that, somehow, ends up making you look adorable. "The prrr-thetic attempt to get him back fell short when the aerial photo of his face made out of cats was overexposed."