We all love Kelly Clarkson.
I don't care who you are. I know you love her. What? What's that? You say you've never heard her?
Well my friend, please tell me when you get out of jail/the rock you're living under so I can play her for you.
Oh, what? Wait... what? You say you've heard her but don't like her?
Saying you don't like Kelly Clarkson is like saying you don't poop. We all do it, we just don't like to talk about it.
Well I'm talking. I like her. I might dare say I LOVE her. The girl can sing and as poppy as her songs are, they are also fucking catchy and fun to dance/workout/sing/masturbate to. Did I say masturbate?
YES I DID.
Kelly's single "Since U Been Gone" fell off the Top 40 after 33 weeks making it not ony the longest charting single in the ARC Weekly Top 40 history, but also the biggest single in the chart's 25 year history.
I mean, come on.
And she's adorable!
Yeah I am!
It's becoming more and more clear why people think I'm a lesbian. Sigh.