"Well yes, that's Jennifer Aniston silly head!"
Look again dear friend. This is a CELEBRITY IMPERSONATOR. Available for your hire!
“But what can I, Joe Nobody, hire a Jennifer Aniston Impersonator (who will be hens forth known as JAI) for?”
Glad you asked! According to the website of TAPLEY ENTERTAINMENT you can:
Make your next corporate event, awards banquet, trade show, fundraiser, sophisticated party or advertising promotion a hit by having "Jennifer Aniston" be part of the entertainment. This talented look-alike is wonderful at meeting and greeting your guests. You can even arrange to provide your guests with photos taken with "Jennifer Aniston" as souvenirs. She looks, talks and acts like the real performer and is a perfect complement to any special event.
“Wow! I’m sold! I want to call you, hire JAI and pay! Here is my credit card number! 143…”
Whoa, hold on to your cat chow, kitten.
Because you just might want to check out THESE amazing performers. Who will perform for you! At your next party! For you!
Elvis 3! (stadium Elvis)
Elvis 4! (profile Elvis)
"But wait. What if I want a more dramatic addition to my party?"
Sorry friend. No one here by that description. Best be on your...
Wait, someone's at the door!
Who could it be??
Why, it's Garland, Judy!
"Wow! It's really her!"
"Here's a question: I'm a huge fan of a movie called Caddyshack. Would you happen..."
Well you certainly have sold me, TAPLEY ENTERTAINMENT. I'm going to call you right now and spend the money I have on your talent! THUMBS UP!!!
But I still think you're website is a bunch of crap."
Oh woooah woooah. No respect!