Thursday, September 15, 2005

The Hot Air Theory

I have this theory that the expense of your hotel costs can be directly related to the hairdryer you find in your bathroom.

Most of us starving artists, when forced to stay at a hotel because of dire circumstances (i.e. no friends in town) will find a hairdryer such as this one in our bathroom:



A few years down the line, you have a little more money and perhaps you'll find a hair dryer such as this in your hotel:



But I know we're all hoping that someday we'll be millionaires and we all know what comes along with that millionaire status. Nicer hair dryers. Such as this:



So it stands to reason that you can also tell the status of someone in life based on how nice thier hotel hair dryer is.

For example,

Oprah's hair dryer:



Tara Reid's hair dryer:



Andy Roddick's hair dryer PRE US OPEN:



Andy Roddick's hair dryer POST US OPEN:



So it stands to reason that if x = y and I'm freaking awesome, that one day my hair dryer will look like this:









Hooray!!

1 comment:

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