Glesbo: Say What Now?

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Say What Now?

What if I were to tell you I was writing a script. A movie script. And that this was a script about a former cop who is framed and subsequently imprisoned for drug trafficking. While in the slammer she (sheeee) plans to escape with her slightly older, wiser female cell-mate who perhaps has a flawless accent of some as-yet-to-be-determined origin.

What if I told you I was going to try to get Jennifer Aniston to star as the cop, and Meryl Streep as her cell mate?

You might say, "Why, Glennis... all my wildest dreams would then come true!"

Well you lucky ducky...

All your wildest dreams have just come true!

(except for the part about me writing it)

I give you: WANTED

Ok then. Let's do this again, real soon.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: FAAAAB-U-WUS! ;)

I love you, Gle-Girl!

Love,
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Glennis-isms

Clair Stare (v) - Derived from the fabulous Clair Huxtable's show-stopping stare. As powerful as any words, fist or bullets and twice as effective. "Piss slowly dripping down his leg he knew at once that his airplane hijacking attempt had, once again, been thwarted by the Clair Stare."

Out-Regis-and-Kelly (adj.) - Used to describe someone's fabulous, sparkly outrageousness. "Not sure if the girl in front of her had fallen or begun a strange, errotic dance, she chose to classify her as out-regis-and-kelly."

Out-Regis-and-Kathy-Lee (adj.) - Used to describe someone's slightly off-putting, drunken or outdated behavior. "The party took a turn for the worse when they arrived and, in truly out-regis-and-kathy-lee fashion, upper decked every bathroom in the house."

Prrrthetic (adj.) - Used to describe a pathetic action that, somehow, ends up making you look adorable. "The prrr-thetic attempt to get him back fell short when the aerial photo of his face made out of cats was overexposed."