Glesbo: Dumb, Luck, Goose!

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Dumb, Luck, Goose!

I'd just like to take a moment to point out something that you've probably overlooked up to now:

Matt LeBlanc is the luckiest actor alive.

The man has made a career out of "dumb" and we all love him for it. (And by love him I mean "Friends" Joey... not "Joey" Joey.)

Take a look at the jobs this dude had before he struck acting gold and landed Friends in 1994:

ANYTHING TO SURVIVE
REFORM SCHOOL GIRL
THE KILLING BOX (seriously?)
TOP OF THE HEAP
RED SHOE DIARIES 3: ANOTHER WOMAN'S LIPSTICK (again... seriously!?)

No, none of these are porns.

Yes, Matt... we know your secret.

2 comments:

Dori Jennings said...: Glesbo--
Do you even know these people who posted these comments? Are they really advertising in your comments section?? Is that the new thing? Wow.; 10:45 PM
Anonymous said...: Red Shoe Diaries is ALMOST porn. Porn without balls - literally and figuratively.
Also I can get you cheap prescription medication and weight loss secrets.; 12:35 AM

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