Glesbo: Dear Loyal Readers,

Friday, September 02, 2005

Dear Loyal Readers,

I'm not sure what's wrong with you guys, but I can clearly see you're not taking advantage of what seems pretty clear to me is a couple of great SPEED READING, NEGATIVE CALORIE DIET and BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

I mean really, readers. I love you all but you must have 1/2 a brain or be semi-retarded to not have already taken advantage of SPEED READING, NEGATIVE CALORIE DIETS AND BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES!

SPEED READING!

DIETS!

BUS!

I!

NESS!!

OPPORT!

UNIT!

IES!

Please, wake your sludge brains up and take advantage now.

Don't let my blog be in vain.

Love,

Viagra will make you harder

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Glennis-isms

Clair Stare (v) - Derived from the fabulous Clair Huxtable's show-stopping stare. As powerful as any words, fist or bullets and twice as effective. "Piss slowly dripping down his leg he knew at once that his airplane hijacking attempt had, once again, been thwarted by the Clair Stare."

Out-Regis-and-Kelly (adj.) - Used to describe someone's fabulous, sparkly outrageousness. "Not sure if the girl in front of her had fallen or begun a strange, errotic dance, she chose to classify her as out-regis-and-kelly."

Out-Regis-and-Kathy-Lee (adj.) - Used to describe someone's slightly off-putting, drunken or outdated behavior. "The party took a turn for the worse when they arrived and, in truly out-regis-and-kathy-lee fashion, upper decked every bathroom in the house."

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