Glesbo: ...and Going

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

...and Going

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

I received it as an email message.

Am I intrigued?

Creeped out?

In love?

I feel like a young lass again.

I know I'm young.

I know... I just meant I FEEL Younger.

Because I didn't WANT to just say that.

STOP IT.

No YOU Stop it.

I don't sound like that.

What?

That has nothing to do with this!

What are you even talking about.

Oh god, not the Vietnam story again.

I have to go.

Because I just have to!

This joke has gone on too long.

THE END

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Glennis-isms

Clair Stare (v) - Derived from the fabulous Clair Huxtable's show-stopping stare. As powerful as any words, fist or bullets and twice as effective. "Piss slowly dripping down his leg he knew at once that his airplane hijacking attempt had, once again, been thwarted by the Clair Stare."

Out-Regis-and-Kelly (adj.) - Used to describe someone's fabulous, sparkly outrageousness. "Not sure if the girl in front of her had fallen or begun a strange, errotic dance, she chose to classify her as out-regis-and-kelly."

Out-Regis-and-Kathy-Lee (adj.) - Used to describe someone's slightly off-putting, drunken or outdated behavior. "The party took a turn for the worse when they arrived and, in truly out-regis-and-kathy-lee fashion, upper decked every bathroom in the house."

Prrrthetic (adj.) - Used to describe a pathetic action that, somehow, ends up making you look adorable. "The prrr-thetic attempt to get him back fell short when the aerial photo of his face made out of cats was overexposed."