I'm not sure how I feel about this.
I received it as an email message.
Am I intrigued?
I feel like a young lass again.
I know I'm young.
I know... I just meant I FEEL Younger.
Because I didn't WANT to just say that.
No YOU Stop it.
I don't sound like that.
That has nothing to do with this!
What are you even talking about.
Oh god, not the Vietnam story again.
I have to go.
Because I just have to!
This joke has gone on too long.