Everyone, I'd like to please alert you of the future acting career of yours truly. I just won the lead (I like to say "won" to assure you that this is a competition... me against everyone else) in a short film that's part of this.
I shoot on Thursday and yes, I do play a sad Russian imigrant who plays the cello.
Also, did I mention I'm a comedian?
This is going to be GOLD.