Can you teach a monkey to smoke?

hahahahaaaa... yes. yes you can.

aha. haaaaa. hahahaha!



hahaha! oooooh.

Wantin' Rex (Godess)

"If I had my way"
by Glennis McMurray

If I had my way I'd be 21 and own these two puppies.

by Glennis McMurray

Russian + imigrant + sad + cello = award winning performance

Everyone, I'd like to please alert you of the future acting career of yours truly. I just won the lead (I like to say "won" to assure you that this is a competition... me against everyone else) in a short film that's part of this.

I shoot on Thursday and yes, I do play a sad Russian imigrant who plays the cello.

Also, did I mention I'm a comedian?

This is going to be GOLD.

Updates soon.

Lego my ego

What a cruel, sick world.

What kind of a twisted world do we live in when I, Glennis McMurray (the small and meak)



am put in an audition room with this... this... JUST THIS



I was discrifrumpinated. I was frumpscriminated. I was ignored!

Not to be a Horatio Horn Blower, but hey.. casting lady? Just cuz I MAY be having a bad hair day and just because I MAY be 15-20 lbs heavier than her and just because I don't grace the clouds with my incredible giantous stature... doesn't mean you can't listen to what I did this summer! You listened to her talk all about her marathons... blah blah blah (whimper). I have bad knees! Like... wha... I... I...

sigh.

She's totally a nice girl too.

I'm going to go eat some tear-soaked bagels.

Corn Ho's

Because I love hilarious and I love Lynn, here's a video featuring both.

No YOU have a lovely day, bitch.

Peece

Whore-porate Video

Please go to this website and click on "Click Here to see the Team-Cheer Video" on the bottom right of the screen.

Keep in mind while watching this video that ALL THE PEOPLE in the video are actual employees of this firm (save for the man with the whistle "cheering" all their awesome employees on).

I honestly wish I'd made this video because it made me cry. I cried for various reasons while watching, but mostly because I remembered that I saw this picture earlier.



But that uterus-melting photo is beside the point.

I really don't know what else to say about that video. I mean it really just sums up my hatred for the corporate world in one delicious 5-minute video.

Please enjoy it. Again. And Again.

Somewhere, Over the Rainbow?

I watched The Wizard of Oz on tv this weekend and for the first time realized just how amazing that movie really is. How perfectly cast is it? Tell me you don't want to marry a guy just like the Tin Man (post red plastic hearty-mabob transplant). And the witch? So scary. Remember how much you wanted to be Dorothy? (I'm talking to you, gay men) And the munchkins. The Munchkins!

After the movie they had a short interview with a woman from Filmaid International. I'm really into this thing, you guys. They travel to refugee camps across the globe and show films like The Wizard of Oz to people in the camps.

I know...food, water, love... all that is desperately needed. But imagine living a life of solitude and sadness and then one day seeing Oz. Imagine the psychological benefits. Imagine how much joy it brings! So I donated to the organization and I think, if this is something you find as heartwarming as I do, you should too.

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