Glesbo: Awesometown

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Awesometown

You know what's awesome? The show Taboo on NGC. You know what's not awesome? Watching the Taboo episode about lepers while you eat your breakfast foods. Had to save that one for later, folks. WOW, that was graphic.

That's all for today. I have to choreograph and dance routine to "9 to 5" for Dream Role on January 27th (9pm, 92Y Tribeca, Tickets here).

Oh! Would you like to see me do some stand up? Great! Come to Beauty Bar this Sunday night where I'll be on Jesse Popp and Vince Averill's show at 9pm. Talk about a good time... I love those boys and I love their show. See you there! (Oh yeah and it's free AND you can get a manicure IN THE BAR after. I'm writing that for all you new 21 year olds out there who read my blog and have not yet experienced this greatness.)

Love,

Glennis

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Glennis-isms

Clair Stare (v) - Derived from the fabulous Clair Huxtable's show-stopping stare. As powerful as any words, fist or bullets and twice as effective. "Piss slowly dripping down his leg he knew at once that his airplane hijacking attempt had, once again, been thwarted by the Clair Stare."

Out-Regis-and-Kelly (adj.) - Used to describe someone's fabulous, sparkly outrageousness. "Not sure if the girl in front of her had fallen or begun a strange, errotic dance, she chose to classify her as out-regis-and-kelly."

Out-Regis-and-Kathy-Lee (adj.) - Used to describe someone's slightly off-putting, drunken or outdated behavior. "The party took a turn for the worse when they arrived and, in truly out-regis-and-kathy-lee fashion, upper decked every bathroom in the house."

Prrrthetic (adj.) - Used to describe a pathetic action that, somehow, ends up making you look adorable. "The prrr-thetic attempt to get him back fell short when the aerial photo of his face made out of cats was overexposed."