Glesbo: But What Am I?

Thursday, April 17, 2008

But What Am I?

I hemmed and hawed about what to send as my "farewell" email today at work and decided on this (with the above as my subject line):

Today is my last day in the firm.

Just like Pee Wee Herman in his Big Adventure...

I'm off to find my bike.

PEACE

-glennis

I hope you all find your bikes, too.

Love,

Glennis

3 comments:

Michelle said...: Hooray for you! And I imagine your bike to be shiny and purple, with streamers in the handlebars, reflective pedals and a bouncy yet sturdy seat to keep you level and happy.; 5:26 PM
Unknown said...: I hope you also find your Chairy the Chair.; 11:25 AM
Snow White said...: Tag-0-Mite, Pee Wee.

Check the blog.

See, I'm giving you something to do in your infinite down-time.; 1:25 PM

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Glennis-isms

Clair Stare (v) - Derived from the fabulous Clair Huxtable's show-stopping stare. As powerful as any words, fist or bullets and twice as effective. "Piss slowly dripping down his leg he knew at once that his airplane hijacking attempt had, once again, been thwarted by the Clair Stare."

Out-Regis-and-Kelly (adj.) - Used to describe someone's fabulous, sparkly outrageousness. "Not sure if the girl in front of her had fallen or begun a strange, errotic dance, she chose to classify her as out-regis-and-kelly."

Out-Regis-and-Kathy-Lee (adj.) - Used to describe someone's slightly off-putting, drunken or outdated behavior. "The party took a turn for the worse when they arrived and, in truly out-regis-and-kathy-lee fashion, upper decked every bathroom in the house."

Prrrthetic (adj.) - Used to describe a pathetic action that, somehow, ends up making you look adorable. "The prrr-thetic attempt to get him back fell short when the aerial photo of his face made out of cats was overexposed."