I just coined a few new phrases and I'm sharing them with you!
Prrrthetic: When you do something really pathetic but it ends up making you look adorable. Example: I learned the lyrics to a bootie-blasting rap song that we play before I Eat Pandas so I could look awesome. Do I? Indeed I do. Prrrrr. (thetic) Also, I want to be on a TV show but not because I want to be famous but because everyone on TV shows have iPhones. And I want an iPhone. Pretty prrrrthetic!
Be-bong: "Beyond" for stoners. Dude... that last piece of pizza was BE-BONG good.
Out-RegisandKathyLee: When something is so outrageous it's OUTREGISANDKATHYLEE. Am I old? I am right? Cuz I didn't say OUTREGISANDKELLY. (Matty helped me coin that one. I give props where props is due!)
YOU'RE WELCOME!
Oh and if you want more mind bending comedy like that come to my show tonight! In 1.5 hours! It will be be-bong good!
I EAT PANDAS in: WE CLASSY (same show, different name)
Tonight at 9:30pm
UCB Theatre
307 West 26th Street @ 8th Avenue
$5.00
xoxo
Glennis
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