Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Are you too good for your HOME!?

I was just sitting here eating my salad which contains:

1. Lettuce
2. Chicken (grilled, slightly seasoned)
3. Beats (cooked, not pickled)
4. Sprouts (pointless)
5. Bacon
6. Peas

I took a bite and "boing!" a pea jumped right off my fork and landed in my lap.

Do you think it got confused and was trying to go home?

Because it's a pea.

So it got confused.

and tried to go to my PEE HOLE

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I've been hesitant to make this declaration in the past for fear of sounding like an old blowhard, or simply accused of hyperbole, but this post cements it.

Glennis is the Voice of Our Generation.

Lynn Ivy Bixenspan
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