I was just sitting here eating my salad which contains:
2. Chicken (grilled, slightly seasoned)
3. Beats (cooked, not pickled)
4. Sprouts (pointless)
I took a bite and "boing!" a pea jumped right off my fork and landed in my lap.
Do you think it got confused and was trying to go home?
Because it's a pea.
So it got confused.
and tried to go to my PEE HOLE