Glesbo: Panders

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Panders

Have you still not seen an I Eat Pandas show? Come see what all the kids are whoopin and hollerin about! Us!

(Well, us and Coke Zero... people are still really excited about that stuff.)

I Eat Pandas in We Classy
Monday, June 16th
9:30pm
UCB Theatre
307 W 26th St @ 8th Ave
$5.00
I shit you not. Only $5.00.

I Eat Pandas - Better than Coke Zero.

xoxo

Love,

Glennis

1 comment:

anne altman said...: OH MISS GLENNIS!!!

i had a blast with you on thursday.

now break some legs tonight you hears?

xo
anne; 6:45 AM

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Glennis-isms

Clair Stare (v) - Derived from the fabulous Clair Huxtable's show-stopping stare. As powerful as any words, fist or bullets and twice as effective. "Piss slowly dripping down his leg he knew at once that his airplane hijacking attempt had, once again, been thwarted by the Clair Stare."

Out-Regis-and-Kelly (adj.) - Used to describe someone's fabulous, sparkly outrageousness. "Not sure if the girl in front of her had fallen or begun a strange, errotic dance, she chose to classify her as out-regis-and-kelly."

Out-Regis-and-Kathy-Lee (adj.) - Used to describe someone's slightly off-putting, drunken or outdated behavior. "The party took a turn for the worse when they arrived and, in truly out-regis-and-kathy-lee fashion, upper decked every bathroom in the house."

Prrrthetic (adj.) - Used to describe a pathetic action that, somehow, ends up making you look adorable. "The prrr-thetic attempt to get him back fell short when the aerial photo of his face made out of cats was overexposed."